October 2, 2006

Dumb Blonde

I like to think I'm a fairly intelligent individual. I did well in high school spending 3 years on the honor roll, received numerous scholarships and graduated from college with honors. But this post is not about how smart I am cause man can I be dumb sometimes! I especially realized it today while I was getting frustrated with the (over)size of my underwears, how they never seem to fit right and how they are always climbing up my back. They are all the same size and they all do the same thing. But then .... then I realized.... heeeey I can buy a smaller size. I just thought of it!
It reminded me of the time a few years ago when I used to wear size 7 shoes, not because my feet are size 7 but because that's the size I thought my feet were and that's the size of shoes I tried on and bought. Every day I would wear 2 pairs of socks to make my shoes fit better (this is true) until one day I realized wait, I'm not a size 7 and that's why my shoes don't fit! I don't have to buy size 7 and I don't have to wear multiple pairs of socks! And guess what? I don't have to wear underwears that are too big for me either!
I'm going shopping.

4 comments:

  1. i heard about some scientists speculating that a part of the brain extends into the nasal cavity. I guess they were right... [winking face]

    ReplyDelete
  2. I think you're so funny. You really need to get this size issue all figured out before you buy more things.

    ReplyDelete
  3. I've got 4 G's in my pocket, the best way to double your money is fold a loonie put it in your dogs food dish, dip it in fondue and tell you mom to buy some weed.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Michelle, yesterday I was trying on some shoes at a store. They were too big but there was a really good sale on. I thought to myself "I could just wear two pairs of socks..." But then I remembered your advice and wisdom and so I decided it would probably be a better idea to buy a pair that fit me. Thanks!

    ReplyDelete

Straight up now tell me...