I have a serious addiction. It's been a problem for a while now but I think it's really starting to get out of hand. At my most recent count I own seventeen lip glosses. SEVENTEEN LIP GLOSSES! That's almost disgusting! There's something about them, the way they sparkle and shimmer and call my name, I can't help it. Sure there's a few disadvantages to wearing so much lip gloss- like getting kisses on my cheek instead of on my lips, when the wind blows my hair and it sticks to my lips, or the way the glass I am drinking out of has sticky wax across the top, eeew pop cans are the worst! But these things aside there's nothing to compete with the way a slick of shiny pink gloss finishes off a pretty face. I need to join a support group.
December 23, 2006
Lip Gloss Anonymous
I have a serious addiction. It's been a problem for a while now but I think it's really starting to get out of hand. At my most recent count I own seventeen lip glosses. SEVENTEEN LIP GLOSSES! That's almost disgusting! There's something about them, the way they sparkle and shimmer and call my name, I can't help it. Sure there's a few disadvantages to wearing so much lip gloss- like getting kisses on my cheek instead of on my lips, when the wind blows my hair and it sticks to my lips, or the way the glass I am drinking out of has sticky wax across the top, eeew pop cans are the worst! But these things aside there's nothing to compete with the way a slick of shiny pink gloss finishes off a pretty face. I need to join a support group.
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17? Michelle, I'm dissapointed in you. I had 12 in my purse alone. Another 27 in my drawer. If you're going to have an addiction then do it right!
ReplyDeleteMy sister keeps at least 40 on the coffee table. She's mentally ill though. I got vanilla spice lip gloss for Christmas and it's delicious. I've already eaten all of it.
ReplyDeleteWow i have been addicted to heroin for a few years now i thought i had it bad wow lip gloss is a serious thing... but the only way to go is to find a higher power which can be me. the question is are you willing to do anything to stay away from lip gloss. now will you apply 17 of ur most colorful lip glosses then wrap ur shiney lips around my 10 inch veiny throbing black cock.... remember gods will not urs be done.... and i want some fried chicken and some waffle fries bitch FOR FREE
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