March 26, 2007

I've been shot


Last week I was walking along the sidewalk downtown (and no, some random stranger didn't call me an ugly biotch... this time anyway) and there were two little boys walking towards me. They had toy guns in their hands and were making shooting noises~ as little boys do. I didn't really think much of it until as I got closer the one little boy singled me out, took aim, and fired. He shot me like 10 times and then laughed as he walked off. I'm serious! Who does that?! What on earth is that brat going to grow up like and what has his mother (not) been teaching him? I bet she has a gun too.

3 comments:

  1. there is something obviously very unlikeable about you and i just haven't figured it out yet.

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  2. Michelle that is awful. I knew I shouldn't have let you grow up so beautiful and turned you out in the streets. You are so noticeable that the weirdos want
    to harm you and be mean to you.
    Go find your old paperbag that I
    made you wear and put it back on!
    (and Neil--I'm not sure about your comment because there is nothing unlikeable or unlovable about my
    baby!).

    Guess Who!!

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  3. Ya, I think you should wear a paper bag, that won't single you out at all. Maybe it's your new hair cut?

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