I don't mean cocaine ya nut.
I really enjoy a cold glass of Coke, I'm not gonna lie. I would however prefer it if my beverage was just a beverage and not a solvent, cleaner, conditioner, descaler or degreaser. BUT... Coke is.
Visit this website where you can find 40 uses (other than quenching your thirst) for Coke. And then come back and tell me if you're ever going to drink the stuff again.