Unchained Melody

Tomorrow I start my pottery class. I think it's going to be harder than it looks. I hope I can make something pretty, like a vase or a terracotta warrior.

I'm going to be a bad mother

Wesley and Niles have ear mites. That means I'm a bad mom. I feel like a mother of children with head lice and they just keep passing it between each other. However, I am a good mom because I made an appointment with the vet to get them both treated. They have to put this ointment on the backs of their necks. That's not where the ear mites are but it works! I got them in as soon as possible~ tomorrow. I hope they make it till then.

What does it mean?

I have been having these really vivid dreams lately where I am chewing gum and I just can't get it out of my mouth. It's always a big ol' wad of bubble gum and it's sticking to my teeth and sliding down my throat and no matter how hard I try I can't get it out! I pull on it and bite it off and pull on it some more but it never all comes out. I have had this dream multiple times so I figured there must be something to it. I found a dream analysis site and this is what it said...

Gum
To dream that you are chewing gum, suggests that you are unable to express yourself effectively. You may feel vulnerable. Alternatively, it symbolizes a sticky situation that you found yourself in.

To dream that you are unable to get rid of your gum, suggests that you are experiencing some indecision, powerlessness or frustration. You may lack understanding in a situation or find that a current problem is overwhelming.

Now I guess there are some situations wherein this could apply but I dunno, does anybody buy in to this stuff? Am I going to be ok?!

I'm a fan, it's ok.

I have never seen this movie and don't actually even know what it's about but I saw it at the video store yesterday and it caught my eye. While walking by I glanced at it and thought "hey is that Michael Jackson?" Upon taking a closer look I realized that no it is not Michael Jackson but it is indeed a half man/half woman face, and how funny that I should think it was MJ. I'm not usually one to make the he/she, Michael-looks-like-Janet jokes, but geez, this he/she certainly fit the face.

New skin

My husband bought me a fabulous pair of new jeans for my birthday. This is the fifth day in a row that I have worn them. I love them. Like LOVE them.

You say it's your birthday....

...well it's my birthday too ya! And since I recently had the opportunity to experience exactly what it's like to bring a child into this world (see Vicky's blog), I have so much more appreciation for my mother doing this for me 24 years ago today. Thanks Mom. I don't have much planned for today but it's my birthday so I get what I want. I wish this happened more than once a year.

Lip Gloss Anonymous

I have a serious addiction. It's been a problem for a while now but I think it's really starting to get out of hand. At my most recent count I own seventeen lip glosses. SEVENTEEN LIP GLOSSES! That's almost disgusting! There's something about them, the way they sparkle and shimmer and call my name, I can't help it. Sure there's a few disadvantages to wearing so much lip gloss- like getting kisses on my cheek instead of on my lips, when the wind blows my hair and it sticks to my lips, or the way the glass I am drinking out of has sticky wax across the top, eeew pop cans are the worst! But these things aside there's nothing to compete with the way a slick of shiny pink gloss finishes off a pretty face. I need to join a support group.

This is just too much

So I was on the Google searching for funny cartoons or something about people talking in their sleep because (as usual) Neil was talking in his sleep last night and I was going to blog about it and how funny it was, (much like the time he told me that we needed to "increase Wesley's wages.") But in doing this googling I came across this..... the CREEPIEST SITE EVER. It's just pictures of people sleeping. People. Sleeping.
I'm not using the internet anymore.

Do you have it?!

I'm crushed. I can't find my most very favorite recipe book. I made it myself in high school before leaving home for college. I named it College Courses, get it... courses.... hahaa. What a witty young girl I was. Anyway, it's lost, and I'm devastated. If I have lent it to you or you have seen it somewhere please let me know.
I'm only making tea and toast for supper until it's found.

Silly Mom

My mom called the other day cause she couldn't remember the address to this site. She called asking for my "bogus page." I laughed. She's awesome.