Silly Mom

My mom called the other day cause she couldn't remember the address to this site. She called asking for my "bogus page." I laughed. She's awesome.

Premature

Neil has drug out some of the Christmas decorations and I'm finding them strewn throughout my house. It's not even December yet! On the first of December I put Christmas sheets on my bed- have done for years, and THEN the decorations can come out.

Twins!

I took a stroll over to www.myheritage.com because I heard it was a fun site that would match your face with celebrities that look like you. Just as I was instructed to I uploaded a head shot of myself and waited for the results of my fabulous celebrity look-a-likes. The first few were girls I had never heard of and didn't really think I looked much like, but then...... THEN.... came my match.... by 68% I look like Owen Wilson!



Can you even imagine what celebrity match I would get if that dog hadn't chewed off half my nose?!

Wacko-Lantern

Here is a picture of my (our) post Halloween carved pumpkin!
It was well worth the wait.... ooh hoo!

You can have it

I hate it. It may be a one-stop-shop, all purpose store but if you can't get any help to find what it is you're looking for, it can be as all purpose as it wants, it doesn't do you any good. From what I can tell the staff consists of 14 year old boys that are more happy to flirt with each other than provide any kind of customer service. That is if you can find any staff to begin with! The store seems to be crawling with red shirts, but to chase one down is another story. When you finally do track one down, he'll just turn to you with his acne prone face and squeak through his braces that he has no idea what you are talking about, he's never heard of that before. But don't you worry~ he'll get on that trusty hand held radio of his and find someone who can help you.... if you've got another 20 minutes to wait for him. And what a bonus, after you've spent 45 minutes of your time, and 50 dollars from your wallet, they will hand you your receipt and 10 cents in Canadian Tire Money to entice you back. Oh goody, in 25 years when I've finally collected enough I'll come back and buy that set of windshield wipers I've always wanted.

Unacceptable

Three times yesterday, THREE TIMES I sat next to someone that found it necessary and acceptable to crack their knuckles. I'm sorry but you might as well be sitting there picking your nose and eating it because honestly, they are equally revolting habits. My stomach churns and I want to throw up.... and next time I just might, it seems like anything goes.

Wishing you all a Happy Halloween!

Mwhaahaaahaaa Mwahahaaahaaa!

Goodbye Schumi

For nearly 16 years I've fallen asleep to the sound of this man's car racing around tracks all over the world. It seems only appropriate that I bid farewell to the greatest driver in F1 history.

Hongcouver

At Jace's suggestion, to pass the time on my flight I decided to look around and match the people on the plane to characters on Lost. Besides one girl that made a perfect Shannon, all I could really see were a whole lot of Jins and Suns. I guess it makes sense for a flight to Vancouver. I'm just glad we didn't crash.

Dumb Blonde

I like to think I'm a fairly intelligent individual. I did well in high school spending 3 years on the honor roll, received numerous scholarships and graduated from college with honors. But this post is not about how smart I am cause man can I be dumb sometimes! I especially realized it today while I was getting frustrated with the (over)size of my underwears, how they never seem to fit right and how they are always climbing up my back. They are all the same size and they all do the same thing. But then .... then I realized.... heeeey I can buy a smaller size. I just thought of it!
It reminded me of the time a few years ago when I used to wear size 7 shoes, not because my feet are size 7 but because that's the size I thought my feet were and that's the size of shoes I tried on and bought. Every day I would wear 2 pairs of socks to make my shoes fit better (this is true) until one day I realized wait, I'm not a size 7 and that's why my shoes don't fit! I don't have to buy size 7 and I don't have to wear multiple pairs of socks! And guess what? I don't have to wear underwears that are too big for me either!
I'm going shopping.